Game of Thrones Sex Tip 90
agameofsextips: Things getting a bit stale in the boudoir? Trade your man in for a younger model, then break out the restraints & the leeches.
doctorxrose: walk into the club like
lusture: lusture: omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst...
internetexplorers: constantly wanting to rebel but not wanting to get into trouble
booksandwildthings: riceballhika: if I was an actor in something popular, I’d go to cons cosplaying that character except I’d get a really shitty party wig and sew a terrible outfit out of costume satin and then if I got called out on how terrible my cosplay was I’d rip off the wig and tearaway cosplay, revealing my real hair and outfit underneath and be like “I AM THAT CHARACTER”
she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop: News! →
staff: Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo. Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower…
mybigfatredwedding: How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
scraggay: boys that look good with both beards and no beards are the most lethal kinds of boys
dorothy-cotton: If you’re ever in britain, when you walk the dog it’s called “Dogging” So if you’re going to walk your dog be sure to ask all of your british friends if they’d like to come dogging with you! Make sure to invite everyone out dogging when you come here!
hawkeyedriza: absolutelydestinysmood: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me you can’t repeat the past can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
kvallning: z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
Kirk: chekov put on a red shirt
The entire theater: well shit
okayamelia: doctorwho: okayamelia: “my real name is…. matt smith.” the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos. FUCKING DOCTOR WHO REBLOGGED THIS SOMEONE HOLD ME
And if two girls kissing offends you…you need to grow up.– Graham Norton (via normandys)
reasons i grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
A Place for Stuff.: Thoughts on the Yahoo! Thing →
edwardspoonhands: First, I love Tumblr and want to keep loving it. And yes, it is immediately terrifying to hear that Yahoo (which, from a lot of our perspectives, is a laughably backwards and culturally irrelevant company) is going to own Tumblr. I sympathize. But there are a number of…
richardarmitge: she was a girl he was a boy can i make it any more convoluted and unnecessarily complicated
truckzilla: did you think it was just the performers who dress nicely did you
arkenstoners: the voting is so intense you can cut the tension with the knife that your neighboring country will use to stab your country in the back with
sassygayalexkralie: hooperbay: i didnt realise there was a eurovision fandom yeah its called all of europe
sweden's host: hello lena!
graham norton: UGH
graham norton: i thought i'd see one eurovision without lena, but here she is
graham norton: even the rain couldn't stop her
germany's host: we're having so much fun!
graham norton: speak for yourself lena
toukos: toukos: if the uk get more than 20 pts this year i’ll shave my hair off ok shit
ifearnofish: the best part of eurovision is listening to graham norton get bitchier and bitchier
leychal: we all know who the real star of eurovision is