"The closest thing I have to a friend is you… but I pay you."
"Apples and pears."
Posted 2 years ago
is...is that supposed to be cockney rhyming slang?
Holy Musical B@tman!
My life sounds terribly wild, but you'll never catch me on the Jeremy Kyle show.
This one time, John Green reblogged me and it was beautiful.
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