iamgreenbean

bogusjake:

when ur running down the stairs with no bra on

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fuckyeahbigfatquiz:

Submitted by inner-peace-especially

stylinfcuk:

laughing so hard because this is so accurate

estebanwaseaten:

tastefullyoffensive:

[rectalrocket]

soimlk:

lets fuck in an art gallery 

i mean you deserve to be pinned up against a wall 

you are a masterpiece 

marauders4evr:

white-fang-adam:

Can we just have every superhero react like that?

"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"

"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?" 

"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"

grade-a-memo:

He did it

lostandhufflepuff:

monocleenterprises:

"And that was how I found out."

#’DID WE FORGET TO TELL YOU WE HIRED YOU FOR ANOTHER MOVIE

christo-pho:

thatwetshirt:

Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

I NEVER CAUGHT THE PARALLEL

tyleroakley:

6 seconds is not enough.